surprisebitch:

ruinedchildhood:

*hits blunt*

bruh…

perhaps because oranges were able to give their name to the color since most oranges are actually orange and not green unlike banana, apple and the rest. if they were green, just in tropical climates where english is not the native language thus they have a different name for it (dalandan in the philippines, cam sành in vietnam, etc.) other languages may have different terms but orange is a universal accepted name for it. (ex. Apfelsine and/or orange in German, etc) and other languages say orange itself. or if not, it derives from the word (ex. une orange in French, naranja in Spanish). and then there is blood orange which is really distinct

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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blacklistecl:

when you know someone is online and just reblog something for them to see and they reblog it

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companionwithafirebolt:

literalnope:

s4t4nluvr666:

uhmeliamay:

plot twist: the person you like actually texts you back

plot twist: the person you like texts you first

Plot twist: the person you like knows you exist

Plot twist: the person you like isn’t a fictional character.

Plot twist: you’re not dreaming

sorelatable:

It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

thenightlifebeforemingus:

Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.

movie:

Michael Cera’s Most Michael Cera-esque Movie Lines

If you like this list follow movie for more movie quotes & scenes!

bewbin:

clubpenguinsexytimes:

I honestly think of bewbin as a giant 5 year old

You. Me. Swing set after nap time. Don’t bother bringing the toys Becuase this time I’m not playing

lifehackable:

How to relationship.